Upload your resume for a sharp, funny critique that exposes weak bullets and tells you exactly what to fix. Keep it private—or turn the best burn into a shareable card.
No card required. Sharing is always optional.
ResumeRoast
Your unfiltered career check-in
Your experience is real. Your resume is playing hide and seek with it.
“Eight years of wins, and the strongest proof is still buried under buzzwords.”
3 fixes away from looking like the candidate you actually are.
The no-BS promise
Every roast comes with specific feedback you can use—not recycled advice about adding more action verbs.
You decide whether to keep the result private or turn the best line into a shareable card.
The core critique is free. Pay once only when you want the deeper rewrite and job-specific polish.
From PDF to better pitch
ResumeRoast flags vague impact, filler language, buried strengths, confusing structure, and bullets that sound busy without proving results.
Sample roast
“Led cross-functional initiatives” is corporate camouflage. What changed because you were there?
Get concrete recommendations for stronger outcomes, cleaner phrasing, and an ATS-friendlier structure.
Generate a screenshot-ready quote card with your roast and score. Posting it is optional; looking memorable is not.
Straightforward pricing
No trial countdown and no monthly subscription. Start with the truth, then pay once for a polished version built around your next application.
Free Roast
$0
For the honest first look.
Pro Rewrite
$12one time
For turning the roast into a sharper application.
Before you upload
Your friends were too polite
One upload. A memorable roast. A practical list of fixes that can make your next application harder to ignore.